OPPs Itz English :P

Ppl say english is a very logical and easy language to learn. Do you belive so? I don't. I am still learning English sorry I am complled to learn English at Infosys. I thought of writting a simple blog to write about the similarities learning language. Be it Java or the C++ morphed C#

So wht are you trying to say ? You may ask. My argument is that nothing is difficult or easy. It is our attitude that makes the different . Hmm... we know this as OLD WINE IN NEW BOTTLE 
Can you make sense of these english sentence ?
I want to see me live LIVE !
Which is that witch who can switch and twitch
Can you see the sea?
Can the knight see in the night?
Can Lion walk on line ?
Why should he dye before he Die?
Can his son stand in the sun?
Can you raise and rise?
Can you read the reed?

I am sure you waiting to argue that English is still logical. Thought the words sound similar, the spelling is different. Hurrah , I got it! Here is next dose of logic!

Can you lie down and lie ?
Can you row in a row ?
Please bow with a bow
The key is to find the key
Long time, I long for the Louge!
I excel in Excel!

Now I am sure you are jumping from your chair to say "Hey , English is a contextual language ! I know the context of these words ! I know the meaning ". Excellent ! How did we learn these contexts? How did we internalize them ?

I am sure you will all unleash your creativity and come up with 100+ illogical combos.
So where is polymorphism? Where is Inheritance? Where is Encapsulation ? OOPs! English is not an Object Oriented Programing Language .

Some say that English may be a language of rhymes!
I want to seal the deal . If I sell all is well, else hell.
I feel that he fell into the hell but god will heal him well
We meet to eat meat and melt malt to drink.
I drank that drink and became drunk .

Ears can hear and there, near or far it is fair !Hair fly in air. Where is air? Wherever and everywhere ! I teach and preach .Then reach the beach.

After showing off some of my English skillz , let us shift another gear! Before we start cruising, I hve a question . Do you think English is OOP or Procedural Language?

Every language and communication mechanism has context . If we put the power of our mind to that context, it is not difficult. We will appreciate the difference and make progress! Isn't true in every aspect of life? Think about it ! It is SIMPLE.

So here comes the moral of sorry. OOPs, I mean Story ! Be conscious and aware when you call something complex.